What kind of heat have you ever experienced through the road of learning English?

Hi guys,

I believe you have already read through the article "If you cant's stand the heat..." And now I am wondering what kind of heat have you ever experienced through the road of learning English? That's an interesting topic, isn't it?

Of course, I know it's kind of embarassing for you (and even me) to share such funny anecdotes of yourselves. So, we can share those things that happened to someone else, how about that?

I have three storied to share.

The 1st one happened to my colleague. Honestly, his English is quite poor in my company. Even though I found he has already made some progress in these days, his written English is still below average in my opinion. The thing just happened in his 1st month on board. In the bottom of an email he sent to a Japan colleague, he would like to write 'Thank you very much' originally. But finally he wrote 'Think you very much' instead and sent it out directly. What worse was he CC this email to a lot of people at the same time.

The 2nd and 3rd ones are what I read in BBS. There is a boy trying to pick up a girl through water balls. Please read their conversation log I extracted as below:

Boy: What's your star sign?
Girl: Scorpio.
Boy: Really? I heard that Scorpio girls are quite sweat. Are you sweat?
Gril: ..... sweat? what the hell?.....

I believe this girl is not gonna respone this boy any more.

The last story is about an email a boy received from a Japan girl classmate. The girl wrote the following sentence which is unforgettable for the boy forever: 'I will be wetting for you.'

Oh my god! What the hell did her mean! Which part on her body will be getting wet on earth?

Ha, I hope you would enjoy these little stories l share.

Thanks,
Hugh